OneeChambara: Sexy Girls In Bikinis Wielding Katanas
Went to visit Jepoy and enjoy movie day with him. This has been our time honored tradition of watching a cool movie once a month. Titles we have labeled as cool includes My Sassy Girl, Windstruck, Shaolin Soccer, God of Cookery, mostly Stephen Chow films and a little on Korean and Japanese movies.
OneeChanbara’s plot is a weird mix between Resident Evil and Devil May Cry. A company called D3 (Umbrella ripoff) has developed a cure for dead people but something went terribly wrong and the revived people turned into zombies.
Our heroine Aya is from the fabled line of assassins Imichi. She is looking for her sister Saki who killed her father 10 years ago.
I know judging from what your reaction and bleeding ears that the story indeed sounds bad but there is a redeeming quality to it. Aya just happens to be so beautiful, sexy and wearing nothing but a bikini and a cowboy hat 
) oh you can throw in the cowboy boots but that’s it.
Aya spends her time in the movie doing wicked swordplay mixed with a little special effects and bucketful of blood everywhere. This results in a jaw dropping movie experience 
No I did not just stare at her during the whole time..
And finally..
- Onechambara DVD $30.00
- Popcorn with drinks $15.00
Watching Japanese schoolgirls in bikinis getting excited from bathing in undead zombie blood – priceless.
For everything else there’s mastercard O.o
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January 24th, 2009 at 2:29 am
you wasted P1.5K+ for this piece of crap.. you should have just bought me a new wireless xbox 360 controller damn u.
btw, I meant the story being crap and not the girls.. they rock! especially aya! *drool* hahahaha!
And no, I didn’t stare at them during the whole movie. honest!
Must get that relic PS2 game!
January 24th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
True, the story doesn’t sound top notch but I’d never complain about a hot girl kicking butt in a bikini.
Not that I’ll see the movie or go out of my way to get it, but I’m going to be honest, I probably would stare at them the whole movie. hehe
January 25th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
@jepoy: new fave film!
@frye:
) me too..oops did I just say that 
)