As a general rule you don’t bug a guy who has too much worries on his mind. I mean even we don’t know what the hell Zelda’s storyline is. As a parting word I wish he did that to tingle o.o

The question on everybody’s mind being “is that robot licensed to marry?” o.o

I was at Market Market the other day and I happen to drop by my favorite bookstore since I was a kid.

For the love of all things holy! The book “Tales of Beedle the Bard” was sitting at the show window.

I started drooling and the guard told me to come in and stop scarring the customers )

Price! 545 pesos…only!!!

If you’ve been living in a cave “Tales of Beedle the Bard” is considered the most sought after “after Harry Potter” book.

It was first mentioned in the final Harry Potter book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and was used as a plot device in the story.

Later this year J.K. Rowling released news of a “Beedle the Bard” book.
The first edition only existed in 7 copies bound in Morocco leather decorated with hand-chased silver ornaments and mounted semiprecious stones. All copies were handwritten.

I was holding the 2nd edition but it still looked so good.

I looked at the back section of the book and found this funny info:

Translated by: Hermione Granger

Comments by: Albus Dumbledore

Illustrations by: J.K. Rowling

The book also contains 5 stories:

“The Wizard and the Hopping Pot”
“The Fountain of Fair Fortune”
“The Warlock’s Hairy Heart”
“Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump”
“The Tale of the Three Brothers”

Reminds me of Enid Blyton

I’m buying this book as my Christmas prsent!

..wait a minute I only have 350 pesos on me?! Noooooooo!!!

By the power of VISA!!! I envoke thee!!! Swipe aramus!!!

: ))

Christmas at home!

Spent time with family? Check!

Spent time with girlfriend? Check?

All to myself and feeling like a retard? Che…

I’m bored. I shut down the PC and started looking at my DVD collection. Most of my gifts this Christmas were DVD’s but hey what the heck might as well enjoy them.

I was actually not finished with watching HEROES but the story seemed to worsen with each succeeding episode so I decided to put it on a coma.

Chuck? Chuck was new : ) I remember my friend Ben said that it was really good. Okay what’s 30 minutes. I could always turn it off.

After 2 days.

Chuck did to me what LOST initially did to me and what HEROES failed to do to me since season 2. I was hooked! I have to thank my uncle for giving me this DVD. I finished the whole CD!

Chuck is an action comedy about a “geek” named Chuck who receives an email from his old friend. The catch? The email turns out to an encoded email which contains all of the world’s greatest secrets. Upon seeing the email the secrets are then in turn downloaded into Chuck’s brain. You might think the plot is kinda lame but you gotta watch it to believe it. Chuck has wonderful dialog and his partner in the series Sarah must be a “geek’s” gift from heaven.

Wait a minute? This is only season 1? What! Where the hell do I find season 2?! No way!

I’ll be going out now. See you later I’m going Chuck hunting!

FANBOY FIGHTFEST

Ever wondered who would win in a fight between Dante and Kratos? Well I do. So here’s a little experiment. If it clicks I’l make more and if you’re interested you could send us your Fanboy Fight Fantasies and it might be posted in GameOPS/Videogamefan! Why wait? Like it’s hard to imagine Jill Valentine and Ada Wong tearing each others clothes off (put drooling emoticon here).

Link vs. Kratos

It was a dark day in Hyrule. Armies of Spartans have surrounded the castle.

Kratos: You! Spartan why the delay? I will conquer this kingdom before nightfall.

Lord Kratos! We have almost reached the castle but our army is being held by a lone knight on horseback.

Kratos: So the legend is true. The hero who wields the master sword who comes during Hyrule’s need…

Kratos: Gods of Olympus! I shall not be thwarted. I am the GOD OF WAR!!! Spartans!!! Destroy this kingdom!

Suddenly a lone rider appears over the hill. The rider has a passenger. A girl was with him.

Kratos: Run boy. Live while you still can.

The girl spoke: You, who are tormented by your Gods, leave this place. We have no quarrel with you.

Kratos: Insolent wench! …

Before Kratos could continue his words the rider dropped from his horse.

A boy. Without even proper armor. Wore a green tunic walked calmly towards him. A few feet away from Kratos he unsheathed his sword.

There was no mistake. This is Link, the legendary hero of Hyrule. The wielder of the master sword.

Kratos: Fool!

In a swift instant Link rolled circularly. Before Kratos could react Link was behind him and was barely able to escape Link’s upper thrust. Kratos was taken aback. Link suddenly jumped towards Kratos. His full momentum in a downward thrust. Swiiiish.

Link was very much focused. This was not your usual wizard fight. Halfway from his powerful downward thrust move he suddenly felt something was wrong. He felt heavier. Then it hit him. Half of his body was turning to stone.

Kratos had suddenly used one of his legendary powers. Medusa’s head.

Link dropped to the floor with a thud. Kratos unleashed the blades of war. His own signature weapons. Repeatedly stabbing Link’s body.

Kratos: Is this you champion!!! (holding Link’s frail body)

He approached the girl with Link. It dawned to him this must be Zelda. The princess of Hyrule.

Kratos have slaughtered your hero, now I will feast on your women.

Zelda was silent. In her hands she held a bottle. Something was glowing inside that bottle. She opened it and suddenly a fairy came out!

Lightning spurted from the sky nailing the fairy.

Kratos: Was that a fairy? But it looked like a boy? (Windwaker Fairy)

All was lost for Hyrule.

When suddenly a bright light exploded in front of Kratos. The queen fairy was smiling at him. Laughing like a shy girl. Link’s body was slowly lifted into the air. Hearts were dancing around him. A few moments later Link looked like he never even met Kratos.

Link was concentrating all his magic on his sword. This was his final attack. He released his magic.

Kratos couldn’t believe his eyes. There were four Link’s each with a different colored tunic. The legendary “Four Swords”

The red Link threw a boomerang. Kratos easily swiped it away. Only to notice that it was a distraction for a fire arrow from another Link. Kratos was hit by the arm. A blue colored Link was spinning madly towards him. He was slashed several times. Finally a green clad Link jumped into the air to repeat the powerful downward thrust only this time his sword was glowing. The master sword was alive.

A puff of smoke and Kratos was gone. One his place was a red rupee.

Zelda: You could have handled that better!

Link: Well excuuuse me princess.
THE END

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